Sunday 18 April 2021, 7:30pm
Rescheduled from Friday 6th Nov 2020
All Tickets £17.75

Janey Godley and her soup pot are on tour.
"Frank Open the door" get ready!

So, tell all the Sandra's, Big Frank and all the lassies fresh from Zumba to grab the soup pot and get ready for the "Queen of Scottish Comedy" coming to a town near you!

Live voice over's and stand up like you’ve never seen before. Check out some hilarious patter from Big Tereeza in Torremolinos, Boris and his bawjaws and see Nicola up on the big screen with all the latest patter.

Hot from her recent appearance's on BBC's 'Have I Got News for You' and BBC Scotland's 'Breaking the News', Fringe Festival sell out and with over 20 years of performing award winning comedy around the world from Newcastle to New Zealand. Janey is excited to bring you her hilarious new show for 2020.

With over 40 million hits online and regular sold out shows at Edinburgh and Glasgow Comedy Festivals, book early to avoid disappointment.

www.janeygodley.com
Twitter @janeygodley
Facebook @JaneyGodley

"A stand-up so personal in approach I wouldn’t be surprised if she breast-fed the front row" Time Out
★★★★★ "The type of act you want to catch again and again, year after year" One4Review
"The Glasgow comedy queen" The List
"The most outspoken female stand-up in Britain... The most ribald and refreshing comedy talent to have risen from the slums of Glasgow since Billy Connolly..." Daily Telegraph

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Friday 11th & Saturday 12th June 2021, 7:30pm
Matinee on Saturday 12th June 2021, 2:30pm
Tickets £17.00 (£15.00 Conc)

DESPERATE SCOUSEWIVES 3 - Howdy, Neighbour!
Written by Lynne Fitzgerald.
18+ includes strong language and adult content.

Four ordinary Scouse woman, living in four ordinary Scouse house’s in the back streets of Liverpool.

Party vibes all around as Trisha (Sophie Fraser) from number 1 "I can't stand her" frantically prepares a Cowboy themed birthday party for her son Scouse Luke, already stressed and over whelmed, she has only gone and landed herself a place in the Stags Head karaoke final, on the same night "OMG I feel ashamed, can ugly people even sing?"

As per, bossy, nasty, loud mouthed Susan (Lynne Fitzgerald) from number 3, and her just as irritating, bitchy sidekick, Vanessa (Charlie Griffiths) number 4, "Sly on us" revel in being more of a hindrance than a help.

Meanwhile busybody and ELDEST "She hates that" resident of the street, meddling Lily (Kate McAuliffe) number 2, causes a whole string of outrageous and hilarious events as she decides to take over to ensure "in her words" the day runs smoothly "Lol like that's ever gonna happen!"Buckle up folks, you’re in for one hilarious night of entertainment.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ "If Mrs Brown's boys can create a huge audience there's no reason the Desperate Scousewives could not become a home grown hit" - Peter Grant Wirral Globe
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ - Write Base
⭐⭐⭐⭐ "What would you get if you crossed SHAMELESS with BENIDORM Lynne Fitzgeralds DESPERATE SCOUSEWIVES" - North West End

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Monday 14th June 2021, 7:30pm
Rescheduled from Sat 13th March 2021
All Tickets £31.75

Friends! The Musical Parody celebrates and pokes fun at the wacky misadventures of the group of 20-something pals we love from the hit TV show as they navigate the pitfalls of work, life, and love in 1990’s Manhattan.



Friends! The Musical Parody is a fabulous good-hearted romp through our favourite moments from the hit TV show in an uncensored, hilarious, fast-paced, music-filled production.

Ross, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, Joey and Rachel, haven’t gone anywhere and are singing and dancing their way back into our hearts in Friends! The Musical Parody the first UK and Irish tour of the hilarious New York and Las Vegas hit musical that lovingly lampoons the popular TV sitcom. You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll Unagi!

It's a typical day at New York's only coffee shop, Central Perk, until an unexpected runaway bride enters the picture and kicks the whole gang out of second gear!

With friends like these, who needs television? PIVOT!

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Thursday 24th June 2021, 7:30pm
Rescheduled from Mon 1st March 2021
All Tickets £21.75
Recommended Ages 14+

Phil McIntyre Live ltd, by arrangement with Lisa Thomas Management Proudly presents:
Jason Manford: Like Me WORK IN PROGRESS

He’s back! It’s been a busy few years for Jason since his last smash-hit stand up show but fans of his Absolute Radio show will know this nationally acclaimed comedian hasn’t changed a bit. ‘Like Me’ is Jason’s latest comic offering set to hit the road, and is sure to be ‘expert observational comedy’ (The Guardian) mixed with ‘comic gold’ (Mail on Sunday).

Jason said: “After the fun we had on my last tour ‘Muddle Class’, I’m excited to get back on the road with my new stand up show, ‘Like Me’. In these trying times it’s always important to be able to get away for a couple of hours and exercise the old chuckle muscle! So I’m coming to a venue near you in 2021 so we can have a good laugh together. See you then.”

‘First & Last’ (BBC One), ‘The Masked Singer’ (ITV1), ‘What Would Your Kid Do?’ (ITV1), ‘Olivier Awards’ (ITV1), ‘Scarborough’ (BBC One), ‘8 out of 10 Cats’ (Channel 4), ‘The Nightly Show’ (ITV1), ‘Sunday Night at the Palladium’ (ITV1), ‘Live at the Apollo’ (BBC One), ‘Have I Got News For You’, (BBC One), QI (BBC Two) and ‘The Royal Variety Performance’ (ITV1) have all helped establish Jason as a nationally known comic.

"Effortlessly entertaining" **** Evening Standard
"He's blessed with the sort of laid-back charm and sharp turn of phrase you can't manufacture" **** Daily Telegraph
"Engaging and Witty” The Sunday Times
"Manford, in short, is a total pro." The Times
“Manford successfully straddles the line between contemporary stand-up and old-school mainstream entertainment.” The Guardian
"…you'll doubtless love this show" Manchester Evening News

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Wednesday 7th July 2021, 8:00pm (Rescheduled from Thu 21st Jan 2021)
Wednesday 28th July 2021, 8:00pm (Rescheduled from Wed 3rd Feb 2021)
Thursday 19th August 2021, 8:00pm (Rescheduled from Wed 17th Mar 2021)

All tickets £23.75

Age 16+ only
Running Time 90mins

Paul Smith - Changed

A lot has changed for Paul in recent years . Join him for his 3rd and largest ever tour of the UK and Ireland as he once again mixes sharp, hilarious stories from his life with his trademark off the cuff wit.

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Monday 30th August 2021, 8:00pm
Rescheduled from Mon 21st Sep 2020
All Seats £31.25

Not Suitable for under 16's

Jimmy Carr: Terribly Funny

Jimmy’s brand new show contains jokes about all kinds of terrible things.
Terrible things that might have affected you or people you know and love.
But they’re just jokes - they are not the terrible things.
Having political correctness at a comedy show is like having health and safety at a rodeo.
Now you’ve been warned, buy a ticket.

jimmycarr.com | @jimmycarr | IG: jimmycarr

*All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Friday 17th September 2021, 7:30pm
All Tickets £19.75
For Ages 16+ Only

Best known as one of the stars of ITV1's hit series 'Benidorm' and a multi award winner, Crissy Rock is better known to her fans as one of the most outstanding and outrageous stand up comedians of her generation. From her hilarious routines directed at useless partners (well, men in general) to her journey through the onset of middle age, Crissy’s non-stop blasts of comedy brilliance hit the right note every time.

You may have seen Crissy more recently on Lorraine, Loose Women, The Full Monty, Celebs on the Farm and Celebrity Masterchef, but in 2021 she's hitting the road and coming to a venue near you for an evening guaranteed to have you rolling in the aisles with laughter!

"A comic force to be reckoned with" – The Stage
"A smile as funny as the Costa Del Sol" – Daily Mirror
"Crissy Rock... Just switch her on and watch her go" – The Guardian

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Sunday 26th September 2021, 7:30pm
Rescheduled from Wednesday 28th October 2020
All Tickets £23.75

Treat yourself to an evening of pure theatrical Viagra when Dirty Dusting returns to the stage in 2021.

A chance wrong number, gives three cleaning ladies, a great idea 'Why not run a sex chat line?' after all, their age and appearance won't matter on the phone and providing they can keep this a secret from their boss, they could be on to a winner.

This is a heart-warming, feel good comedy which will have you rolling in the aisles and smiling every time you answer the phone. Dirty Dusting is a sex chat line that really cleans up.

Starring Crissy Rock (Benidorm, I'm A Celeb...), Leah Bell, Dolores Porretta and Andrew Green, this is a heart-warming, feel good comedy which will have you rolling in the aisles and smiling every time you answer the phone!

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Sunday 10th October 2021, 7:30pm
Tickets £21.25 & £29.25

Jonathan Pie’s critically acclaimed sell out show FAKE NEWS finally returns, updated and remixed for a post-Corona world.

After months stuck in LOCKDOWN, Jonathan Pie returns to the road to discuss how corona has changed the world… and his career prospects.

Jonathan Pie is the exasperated news reporter whose videos have been seen across the world. With over 1.5 million Facebook followers, his online videos regularly achieve millions of views going viral internationally.

Jonathan Pie has been described as ‘brilliant, brave, raw and analytical without forgetting to be funny’ by Ricky Gervais. His three live shows have sold out venues such as the Hammersmith Apollo and the London Palladium and have been performed across the US and Australia.

"Brings the audience to their feet - hilarious" Chortle
"as exquisitely performed as it is well written, damningly scathing of current political discourse and engagement" The Scotsman
"a true tour de force" Evening Standard

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Sunday 31st October 2021, 7:30pm
All Tickets £23.25
Over 14s only

From Bolton via Vegas... to the stars!

Following the massive success of his last UK tour, clairvoyant medium and psychic Clinton Baptiste has gone exploring, stateside.

Not quite Caesar’s Palace but a series of shows in Vegas have lifted his celebrity status up a notch. Let him take you on a journey from his humble roots via the dazzling heights of Sin City...
...and on to an amazing finale that will heal the world.

Viva Las Vegas... Viva Clinton!

Clinton Baptiste is the hapless, unsubtle psychic from Peter Kay’s Phoenix Nights. Following his sell out tour of 2019-20 "The Paranormalist Returns", Clinton has taken a whirlwind tour of the US. Hear his tales of rubbing shoulders with the hippy dippy new-agers from La La Land and how he hits the big time in Vegas with his lavish psychic show. For a while things couldn’t be better. A new lease of life, new teeth, new hair and a buttock lift. (Both of them.) But a humbly spiritual man at heart, Clinton realises that sometimes all that glitters ain’t gold and now returns to you, his beloved British audience to once again conjure up those pure selfless gifts he was born with.

For tonight, ladies and gentlemen, Clinton will all cast fame and fortune aside... and heal the world!

"From the moment Lowe dances onto the stage the audience absolutely loves his show." BRUCE DESSAU
"unashamedly crowdpleasing" BEYOND THE JOKE
"old-fashioned comedy at its best." British Theatre Guide
"I would highly recommend grabbing a ticket. Seats are selling fast and you certainly won’t be disappointed with this great evening of comedy." British Theatre Guide
"nothing short of genius." On Yorkshire Magazine

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Friday 5th November 2021, 7:30pm
Tickets £18.25 (£16.75 conc)
Over 16s only

Pauline Daniels returns to the stage in 2021 with her hotly anticipated stand up comedy tour. Described as a 'joyous performer' by Sir Ken Dodd OBE, she continues to be one of Britain’s hardest working stand up comedienne's of our generation. With her unique brand of humour and breathtaking vocals, she's coming to a venue near you for an evening guaranteed to have you rolling in the aisles with laughter!

Pauline says "Trying to find a name for the show wasn’t difficult, I’m a WASPI and one of the 3.8 million women born in the 50’s who have been badly hit by the change in state pension age from 60 to 65. I however have to wait until I’m 66, so I’ve had to haul this bedraggled old body off round the country to make up my money... thank god I wasn’t a street sex worker, I'd owe them!"

AS SEEN AND HEARD ON Calendar Girls The Musical, The Comedians, Shirley Valentine, Bread, Brookside, The Street, Central TV, Saturday Royal, Wogan, Radio Merseyside, Liverpool Live 24/7 and Ricky Tomlinson's Laughter Show.

'A joyous performer.. this lady belts out a stream of observations about the things in life that make everyone laugh' Sir Ken Dodd OBE
'Our lady of perpetual comedy' Willy Russell (Creator of Blood Brothers and Shirley Valentine)

Proudly Presented by Our Rita's Live LTD

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.

Friday 1st April 2022, 8:00pm
All Tickets £22.75

A Twentieth Anniversary Tour!

After many years of giving his wonderful lecture talks of his he does, Count Arthur Strong has at last bowed to substantial pubic demand and allowed himself be talked into making the show about himself for once. And that had never occurred to him before because of him being highly magnanimous.

From his breakthrough Edinburgh Fringe show ‘Forgotten Egypt’ in 2002, to talking about himself in 2022. Arthur has two decades of memories from his ten national tours, 15 years of his multi Award winning radio show and three series of his BAFTA nominated TV sitcom.

"Pure genius and pure tribute to the golden age of vaudeville" Bruce Dessau, Evening Standard
"At every turn, his performance gives us something to marvel at" Brian Logan, The Guardian

All prices advertised include a booking fee. No fees to Friends of the Floral. A postage fee may apply.